The Fun About Ageing
November 12, 2012

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http://evfta.com/?p=discount-Autodesk-Sketchbook-Designer-2011&607=2a “How old are you?”, “I am four and a half”

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click here You get into your teens, now they can’t hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead:

“How old are you?”, “I’m gonna be 16!

And then, the greatest day of your life… you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony ….YOU BECOME 21…YES!!! But then you TURN 30 … Ooooh….

what happened there? Makes you sound like a bad milk: HE TURNED, we had to throw him out.

There is no fun now, you are just a sour-dumpling.

What’s wrong? What’s changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you’re PUSHING 40.

Whaa, push on the brakes, it’s all slipping away.

Before you know it, you REACH 50 … and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60.

You’ve built up so much spead that you HIT 70!

After that its a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn’t end there.

Into the 90s, you start going backwards: “I was JUST 92”.

Then a strange thing happens.

If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again: “I am 100 and a half!”

MAY YOU ALL MAKE IT TO 100 AND A HALF!!!

 

George Carlin

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This post was written by Vadim Turcanu