download Adobe Illustrator CS6 Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we want to get old is when we are kids?
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http://evfta.com/?p=discount-Autodesk-Sketchbook-Designer-2011&607=2a “How old are you?”, “I am four and a half”
http://gcpah.com/?p=MixMeister-Fusion-7-discount&017=cd You are never thirty-six and a half, you are four and a half, going to five!
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click here You get into your teens, now they can’t hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead:
“How old are you?”, “I’m gonna be 16!
And then, the greatest day of your life… you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony ….YOU BECOME 21…YES!!! But then you TURN 30 … Ooooh….
what happened there? Makes you sound like a bad milk: HE TURNED, we had to throw him out.
There is no fun now, you are just a sour-dumpling.
What’s wrong? What’s changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you’re PUSHING 40.
Whaa, push on the brakes, it’s all slipping away.
Before you know it, you REACH 50 … and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60.
You’ve built up so much spead that you HIT 70!
After that its a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.
And it doesn’t end there.
Into the 90s, you start going backwards: “I was JUST 92”.
Then a strange thing happens.
If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again: “I am 100 and a half!”
MAY YOU ALL MAKE IT TO 100 AND A HALF!!!
George CarlinTags: /george Carlin, Ageing, getting old, make it to 60, reach 50, turn 30
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